Lol we were just having a chat about http://www.fiverr.com/ the other day - Best use of Fiverr i've even seen.
so i used a website to commission an electronic musician in croatia to remix a recording of my stolen car call to the detroit police department into a techo song for $5. these are the most excellent results: http://soundcloud.com/lemonbattery/detroit-police-department-1 lolol. big ups to the croation house scene. it took less time for the song to be completed then it did to report the car.
Detroit Police Department Stolen Car - DJ Mental Blue mix 1
Jerry Paffendorf you sir are a god amongst us mere mortal geeks - i sir salute you.