So you think you are talented and have what it takes to entertain people if only you could get your big break...... bullshit.
Here is a guy who is doing it and proves you don't need to have anything apart from a basic PC and raw talent.
Ze Frank has over 10,000 people a day hitting his website to watch his daily 3 minute video and has become an internet phenomenon
He even had people flying to opposite ends of the world to make an earth sandwich
More info in this NY Times article - how awesome
This guy is way cool, and way talented, not sure if he's as good at his day job but as far as creating an internet phenomenon A+
Now go and do your own thing and stop bitching.